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YES

I know nothing about cooking steak…but am I right to assume it should not be red in the middle? Pink I can understand but this steak just looks straight up raw in the middle.

Yes.

Rare pose!

Why does this actually sound brilliant

On the off-chance that this is real, sorry but we have to remove this due to the prevalence of scams.

He’s just like me fr fr

Not to be controversial, but genocide is bad

FTFY

You’d think, right? But I have some customers that insist that I actually answer the question.

They’ll walk up and say “hi! how are you?” and I’ll say “hello”… And then they’ll look me directly in the eyes and say again “how are you???” rather than telling me what they want so I can get them through the line.

My usual response is to look at them like ಠ_ಠ and say “…I’m good? How are you?” to indirectly communicate to them that they’re being weird af. But one of these times I want to just trauma dump on these old ladies that do this shit and watch as they have no idea what to say, and hopefully make them feel awkward as I hold up the line to give them a genuine answer to the question they insisted I respond to.

/rant

:3

I think it was originally a shorthand to say “nobody asked for this to happen”, but now it’s a monkey-brain neuron-activation type thing that OPs can do to scream at other users “THIS IS A MEME”

Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.

It’s also arguably better without the caption at all

Eggs

Want

Oh, to be a happy NPC u_u

What does it taste like

The rule is just to post before you leave lol. The “rule in the title” thing is more of a tradition.