“If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.” ~ Lynda Barry

The lion does not have to explain himself. the lion is.

Sublime and beautiful.

It ran a bash script that made me invincible to global warming.

Since we have already thought the thought about the spiders, it is now impossible to stop them.

These are absolutely not blow up dolls.

ouch

Your Viola seems fishy.

“I personally think the hair has a part to play, but for good or for ill?”-Gandalf

You are singlehandedly keeping Lemmy a decent and respectable place.

*Bonus points for keeping this shit PG.

Trust me, Elf.

My mothers maiden name is punjab.

Would you judge me if I tell you I had?

Next Level.

yes comrade

adequacy of penis is highly subjective.