A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · edit-213 days agoPOV: you decided to look into your spouse's retirement accountslemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1200arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1195arrow-down1imagePOV: you decided to look into your spouse's retirement accountslemmy.worldA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · edit-213 days agomessage-square20fedilinkfile-text
At least she has some lol … …I’ve gotta get my shit together …and it’s gonna be a bear market… so buy honey, got it
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 days agoThe reason it’s called a bear market is that while twinks prosper under the bulls, financial stress makes them gain more body hair.
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·12 days agoOh no, I can’t manage to grow any more body hair than I already have! It takes so much conditioner! That reminds me of how a one night stand once woke up and thought they were petting my cat for a moment before realizing it was my chest.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoMakes sense they probably put on a few fron stress eating while they’re at it
The reason it’s called a bear market is that while twinks prosper under the bulls, financial stress makes them gain more body hair.
Oh no, I can’t manage to grow any more body hair than I already have! It takes so much conditioner!
That reminds me of how a one night stand once woke up and thought they were petting my cat for a moment before realizing it was my chest.
Makes sense they probably put on a few fron stress eating while they’re at it