Zzyzx@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agoBus driver rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down13
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minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·edit-21 month agoWell, no. He is obviously very far along in that pregnancy. Being a bus driver could be kinda dangerous, depending on where we are, and stressful. Take paternity leave, we can discuss this upon return to work.
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoPromote him to bus driver, then immediately grant paid maternity leave so he can support his child
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoThat’s thinking like a mole in the System
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYou have a fair point, I kinda autopiloted that. Paternity leave would probably be more accurate.
minus-squareAbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoPlot twist: That is no pregnancy, just some sort of hernia or borgar tasty syndrome or smth. He has in fact abducted your baby and is blackmailing you to get the coveted “bus driver” position.
Well, no. He is obviously very far along in that pregnancy. Being a bus driver could be kinda dangerous, depending on where we are, and stressful.
Take paternity leave, we can discuss this upon return to work.
Promote him to bus driver, then immediately grant paid maternity leave so he can support his child
That’s thinking like a mole in the System
Maternity?
You have a fair point, I kinda autopiloted that. Paternity leave would probably be more accurate.
Plot twist: That is no pregnancy, just some sort of hernia or borgar tasty syndrome or smth. He has in fact abducted your baby and is blackmailing you to get the coveted “bus driver” position.