I think I need to call ICE and turn myself in. I’m from somewhere like Barbados, New Zealand, Uruguay or Italy…I’ve been living in the US for sooooo long that my English is practically perfect. Please deport me. My home country misses my economic contributions.
yes please deport me to a place with healthcare.
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> go to the US as a traveler from eastern europe > get caught by ice > claim you're a french canadian, your accent is actually just an even weirder french > get deported > free asylum in canadaBeen living in the US for so long that I pronounce buoy like a complete psychopath.
BooEee
In contrast with what?
In British English it sounds the same as “boy”
*proper English, not simplified.
Hmm, interesting. I don’t think I’ve heard that before.
It’s literally how you (as in Americans) pronounce it when you say buoyant or buoyancy, but for some reason you go wild when pronouncing buoy.
Uruguay it is then! Please threaten to send me to a country that has 98% renewable energy and a haven for all things open source. I just might be able to survive with my limited knowledge of Esperanto!
Part of the dystopian horror is learning they don’t care where you came from, and often will deposit you right into the hands of human traffickers.
And they’ll lock foreign-looking American citizens in a room with no contact and no lawyer and say You have forty-eight hours to prove your citizenship. Good luck. Followed by deportation as above. So no, your birth certificate in a hospital in San Diego will not help you.
And between those places are the detention centers that are packed at over double maximum safe occupancy, which get super dirty and super infected, and the ICE troopers / PSCs would beat the crap out of people for fun.
Some of the scary bits of the German Reich concentration camp program are already happening here in the US.
I just hope i never get deported to texas.
I’ve never lived there, but still.SLPT: Not an immigrant? Can’t afford to flee the country? Try getting deported by pretending to be a migrant!
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Yeah, I was kind of wondering if there was a list of countries from which I could choose to be deported to. I mean my parents were American and I was born in America but that doesn’t matter anymore, right. It would be great to be deported to someplace nice. I quite liked New Zealand when I visited. Do they take requests?
I don’t get the post. I don’t think there are illegal immigrants from Italy or new Zealand in the USA.
The joke is that OP is not actually undocumented, but wants to turn themselves in to get the free flight to these travel destinations.
Thanks for explaining the joke.
Almost everything that could be wrong or mistaken is in this comment. I respect the fail.
I ain’t American. I had to search what ICE meant.
That’s an ICE:
I see well without any documentation we’ll have to run a DNA analysis to try and determination your nation of birth.
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Great deport my ass to France, got to better rhere then here.
ukranian you say?
