Start weighing EVERYTHING. The consistency your dishes reach is crazy good! A weighing scale isn’t that expensive

How about this - you go to the toilet when you actually want to shit, and doomscroll comfortably somewhere else?

I do not understand this meme. Is this directed at trans women? If yes, why would you want to smash your penis? Wouldn’t it hurt really really bad?

Sigh… Another thing I want but can’t get :(

Wait, what’s an anime train???

From now on, I’m going to call it the “Pacific ocean”, where the first c is pronounced as “c” and the last one as “c”.

Also what a missed opportunity to call it the pacifi-c! Get it? The pacifi-sea? I’m very funny I know haha I should start a standup comedy show I will earn millions and I will become rich and famous and make my homies proud. Baking a cake requires four ingredients- flour, sugar, baking powder and grandma’s heart. By heart, I mean her love. Not her heart actually. That will kill her. But she is already dead :( I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(.

With the amount of weird people I’ve seen online, I am willing to bet on the existence of some hardcore Marxist/Lenninists feeling like Trump is an undercover communist.

“No bro, Trump is actually a secret communist bro! See how he’s secretly dismantling American imperialism! Just wait till he starts a purge of the liberal Democrat bourgeoisie!”

Depends. I don’t mind it. I really hate the one made from milk tho

Don’t mean to be that guy, but we probably shouldn’t meme the photo of this lady specifically. It’s likely that this lady is some innocent person going about her day whose identity was stolen. She would likely be quite horrified and sad about this…

Now THIS is gold political art

What’s this? Is this a dildo? Doesn’t really look like a dildo

How to get boipregante with protection??? /s

You know, I’m very curious if there are any sex purists out there (akin to coffee purists).

So coffee purists get uncomfortable when I put sugar in my cappuccino. According to them, I’m drowning out the taste of my coffee beans. That’s why, coffee should be without sugar.

Apply the same logic to sex. U can’t have pleasurable penetrative sex (at least anal sex, don’t know how vaginal sex works) without lube. But let’s say u want to eat ass after/while penetration is going on, i.e., while the lube is on.

Lube would drown out the taste of ass. Flavored lube would very obviously do that a lot more. I’m wondering if ass purists have come up with ass flavored lube. Like… Lube that won’t mask the taste of ass.

Does something like this exist? Is this a good market gap?

What’s a feminine compliment?

Tell me when u find the dude on the left. I really need someone like that 🥺👉👈

The gator will surely “remove” the cause of the depression, eh?

Beautiful art, n cute story haha

LMFAO

This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too

I’m so sorry OP.

Hey, they’re looking for that robotussy.