Your skin and hair produce dead skin cells and oil. You wallow in that all night, and your bed gets continually dirtier until you wash the sheets, then you get up and go to work dirty in the morning. Your co-workers notice and make fun of you.
Morning showers are also what turns me from a coprse into at least the living dead.
Whose sheets are dirtier? The person who only climbs into bed once they’re freshly showered and clean, or the person who takes their entire day’s accumulation of dirt, grime, dust and pollen and climbs into bed covered in all that filth and gross?
This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?
Night showerers are gross.
Your skin and hair produce dead skin cells and oil. You wallow in that all night, and your bed gets continually dirtier until you wash the sheets, then you get up and go to work dirty in the morning. Your co-workers notice and make fun of you.
Morning showers are also what turns me from a coprse into at least the living dead.
Whose sheets are dirtier? The person who only climbs into bed once they’re freshly showered and clean, or the person who takes their entire day’s accumulation of dirt, grime, dust and pollen and climbs into bed covered in all that filth and gross?
This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?
Sure, it’s better to wallow in other people dirt all day and then go sleep in that.
It’s too easy to skip a shower in the morning for extra sleep though. Then I get no shower. That’s why I shower at night haha