There are no good billionaires.

  • egrets@lemmy.world
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    60 minutes ago

    I was born to be a man and I was born to be a woman and I am a mother and I am not a woman I am a child and I am a father and I am a parent and I am a little bit of a mother and I am a little girl and I am a little boy and I am a little kid and I am a little baby and I am a little later than I am a little older than I am I am a little more mature than I was before I was born

    My phone’s as confused as I am.

  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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    I was born to be a software layer in my own time in the mid-90s and now he has the most famous music video of all of them being demolished by a Russian oligarch who knows what (partners name) work is like and who knows what (partners name) work situation was like in 1990 when the world had been awake since the old days of digital workspace software layer

    …I gave up. Seems I narrowly avoided an infinite loop there

  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    4 hours ago

    Well…

    Edit: the full suggestion is “I was born to be a girl and I was a boy and that my parents made me to be a trans” 😭

  • Lena@gregtech.eu
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    I was born to be a good idea what the government to get a stipend this is an option to get a stipend this is an option to get my family and 6 hours by bus for 12 hours in one day with a car.

    – my keyboard suggestions

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    I was born to be a good person and I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get a new one of the kids and I will be there in about 10 minutes

    … Huh.

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    I was born to be a woman so it is a bit more complicated to make up a post than the original tweet though lol but it was just the first time that someone posted this to my timeline so it made me laugh a lot haha thanks so very kind and helpful to me too I really hope I get a chance someday haha and thank for sharing this post.

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      5 hours ago

      “Return chance while the steam blonde lunar flash spray loaf loads a real good man lamp” is a reference to the 1993 movie Homeward Bound, in which the dog Chance must be returned to his family. It sounds kind of awkward because the animals in movie never fully understood what the humans were up to, and it was a children’s movie so they couldn’t come right out and say that the cat Sassy walked in on the parents doing something rather intimate involving his man lamp and her spray loaf.