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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.

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Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    There will be dozens if not hundreds or thousands of people who legitimately review that jug of milk for Walmart for free.

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    Just one glass gives me a full days worth of vitamin R!

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    The butterfat was exquisite but my fridge door isn’t strong enough to store it, so I keep it on the main shelf, but I had to move the HP sauce so things are a bit crazy here right now.

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    For those who want to actually post a review:

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-2-Reduced-Fat-Milk-Gallon-Refrigerated/10450115?classType=REGULAR

    Feel free to find equally stupid shit to review

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      I went to check the other bogus reviews and found that page 2 says there are no reviews. Out of the 14.1K reviews on the products.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Most milk does a body good.

    This milk does a body okay.

  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Recieved femboy milk instead, which is great. Tasted very good. 4 stars, would be 5 if they always shipped femboy milk rather than just by accident.

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    lactose intolerant. saw the hat man. 3/10

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    5/5 people buy this white colored water so I can buy cheaper heavy whipping cream and whole milk

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    Triggers my lactose intolerance like nobody’s business

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    It is not a wall, but I wanted a wall from WALLmart. Very disappointed 0 stars

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    deleted by creator

  • Camille_Jamal@sh.itjust.works
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    2% milk, other 99% is chemicals that turn the frogs gay (joke)

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      The extra 1% is for extra gayness

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    It’s only 2% milk, the other 98% is chemicals

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      They turn the frickin’ frogs gay.

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        Do you understand that?!

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    “My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger’s stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars.”

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      How do I delete someone else’s comment?

      • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        *how do WE delete OUR comment

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    Not cowgirl breast milk, very disappointing

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      Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?

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        Not sure but I’d like to know too

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