Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
I was not red-y for that this morning
We’ve all been there. Do you need me to go grab something for you?
You red-y for lucky number 69? Those to earn your wings.
YES THIS 🤣🤣
Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…
Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a “ch” instead of a “k”
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
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