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minus-squareTetragrade@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·edit-213 days agoMy pronouns are function getPronouns() { const dateNow = new Date(); if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) { return "clown/clownself"; } else { const timeNow = dateNow.getTime(); if(timeNow%3 === 0) { return "they/them"; } else if(timeNow%5 === 0) { return "she/her"; } else if(timeNow%7 === 0) { return "he/him"; } else { return "void/voidself"; } } } console.log(getPronouns()); Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·13 days agoBut why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?
minus-squareTetragrade@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoVoid don’t understand you.
minus-squarep4rzivalrp2@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agoDidn’t you hear, how dare you not call void’, ‘void/voidself’
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agoi still find it funny to think about the void type as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can have void a; void b = a; return b;
minus-squarefroufox@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·12 days agounnecessary else after if with a return statement
minus-squareTetragrade@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·12 days agoIts a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 days agoThis shitty attitude about saving characters to reduce clarity is how we get things like https://gotofail.com/
minus-squarefroufox@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agothat doesn’t reduce clarity, that improves it
My pronouns are
Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.
But why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?
Void don’t understand you.
Didn’t you hear, how dare you not call void’, ‘void/voidself’
i still find it funny to think about the
voidtype as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can haveunnecessary else after if with a return statement
Its a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.
This shitty attitude about saving characters to reduce clarity is how we get things like https://gotofail.com/
that doesn’t reduce clarity, that improves it