Because Unicode supposed to be a universal way for forming letters, not cater to stupid kids. Throw out that emoji shit out of Unicode!

The only power that could have saved us from this is the Chuck Norris himself. But he’s dead.

I know why: because the bus was empty. Education isn’t in favor nowadays.

Yeah, shitty enough – it obviously doesn’t work. Try a gun for cursing. Should work better.

Can you even play clarinet? If you think that it would be enough just to fart there, you’re wrong.

What’s wrong with horses?

Where is the list?

Yes, I keep it nearby.

I do that every day. For 5-7 hours. I call it “sleeping”. Scientists call that the same.

Outdoor!

There are two types of cats: cats who quietly sleep at night and cats who do whatever they want but outdoors.

Your browser doesn’t remember addresses and you type in them every time? Well…

99% of machines use multiple users on their OS. Different users for different programs is a widespread Unix-like OS approach to security.