Given how he unhinges his jaw to hork down all them hamberders, drumpf probably has no gag reflex.

He showed some knowledge when he fellated that (unwilling) microphone.

…omg it makes sense! 🤯

Putin has photos to hold over drumpf’s head for this. 100%! It’s literally the only thing that could potentially break the hold he has on those MAGAt morons.

Either their hatred for Clinton will freak them out. Or… they will mental gymnastics the whole thing and suddenly blowing some other dude isn’t a bad thing to them anymore. I mean most of em seem closeted anyways so maybe it will be good for their tiny little brains?

So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!

Man, I am hearing all good things outta NY right now. Mamdani is knocking the shit out! Came in absolutely swinging!

And being “treated” to one of the ugliest grossest faces known to humanity every time we get a notification that the Pedo in Chief has done a new atrocity…

Thanks to this damn place, I had to try them for lunch.

They were… fine. Nothing overtly horrid about them. I dipped them in au jus because they were a bit dry. Maybe a little too salty, but far from the worst thing I’ve ever eaten.