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Italian

They totally knew

… and this is a Subway®

As he walked to the stove and reached for his favorite lace- adorned apron, he stumbled, not for the first time that day or even that hour, over the flacid, garden hose-like cock that dragged on the floor behind him between his legs. It was as thick as his powerful forearms and twice as veiny, and tended to slap around his ankles when he walked too fast.

Usually he had to thread it through one pant leg or the other, and then wrap it around his calf a few times and stuff the end into his boot to keep from dirtying it outside, so when he was home it was a relief to let it whip around freely. Sometimes, when he stood at the stove for many hours and it pulled heavily at his taint, he would drape it around his neck like a feather boa, and feel pretty.

Can you provide some info about what film you mean? I only see results for the 1915 American film called Birth of a Nation. Which sounds pretty awful, but seems to predate Nazis.

Someone’s getting smacked in the face with some wood at the next sharp turn

Really? Why? It’s so impressive.

Are these all the same cat at different stages of Picasso’s dementia artistic evolution?

Did you check them for hard points underneath?

I use goggles.

It’s not censored, it’s edited to mean they ruined his entire life instead of only his sex life.

Whole new angle on the grandmother hypothesis

If you start practicing cutting their hair when they’re born you’ll never need to pay for it. Your skills will grow with them.