We refrigerate our onions, really cuts down on the crying.

I know it’s a shit post, but the street sign had to be right there or he’s looking at a map, otherwise how does the guy know it’s Eucalyptus St?

Vivian, usually. Or an otherwise vivacious variant valuing “V”.

And some vampire traditions have them with arithmomania, which is why to escape them you drop a large number of something in front of them (so they’ll be compelled to count every single grain of rice while you make your escape, for instance).

I think that makes the meme more accurate, it’s almost not mansplaining if it’s not also subtly but confidently wrong.

I might be content, but definitely not original, more like a repost at maybe 30% the original pixelation with half a dozen watermarks from various sites with bad crops.

You’re thinking of CO, increased CO2 in the blood (which when dissolved becomes CO3+) causes increased anxiety and too much triggers suffocation panic. That’s why you can breathe in basically any other gas and just shut down calmly, but CO2 will have you scrambling.