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Lotsa fun :D

Hysterical

This is so me!

OH SHIT!! You got married off of a dating website match?! That’s pretty cool.

Yeah, I guess it makes sense that more effort would yield better results.

Dang…

Is this true?

I had the impression dating apps/websites were a very male-dominated space, but my brother suggested that finding a date on those is actually somewhat doable.

How bad is it, really?

The Witch of the Waste gave me nightmares as a kid…

Sorry guys… My gooning streaks are skewing the data; I’m the masturbations Georg and shouldn’t have been counted…

I had no idea he was this based.