Vegan tofu eggs are actually pretty good, you use this sulphur salt to add the flavors. But you can’t do a fried egg, just scrambled, which ruins the experience. However I’m totally fine with eating eggs because eggs aren’t alive. Vegan bacon is a crime against humanity, but maybe one day it won’t be. Veggie sausages are solid. So…yeah you can mostly assemble it.

As the world dies I’m hoping we figure out some better veggie options (not necessarily meat substitutes, just interesting things to do with veggies).

Accurate, meat is universally gross

🤢

Should be illegal everywhere

💯

A real chonkarino. Mr tubbster. Flubbery Fred. The original chonkster.

All clearly better options than “a chunky guy”. Gotta show some respect.

:'(

I mean…it was definitely just a joke about the chonkers pictured. I didn’t and never will know the level of detail you described, but I’m aware that the national guard is wildly overused. I think there was a last week tonight on how fucked up it all is.

However, these guys pictured are hunting humans for sport and don’t deserve anyone’s respect regardless of if it’s their “choice” or not. So chonkers will be made fun of.

They’re the national guard, their job is to help old people in hurricanes.

No, this isn’t a “law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” – just violating a norm

It says shitpost, but I 100000% believe this is a real thing.

Wait what do gay dogs say??? I must know!