

You got a bumper, show them who’s boss! (It’s you! Ram them!)
Professional troll, semi-retired. I invented the internet. I’m a democratic socialist and proud of it.
Reviews of my account:
“Dronie” -Dessalines, creator of Lemmy
“Good of you to admit you’re just a spammer.” -Some random Tankie who didn’t like facts
“You understand that you’re reporting me to myself, right? -Dave, the other Lemmy dev


You got a bumper, show them who’s boss! (It’s you! Ram them!)
The arrow is clearly pointing to C5 btw
Wait is this true??? Because last I heard there was something specific in the emails that said basically “no, not bill”


Sure


They never have a bottle that says Luci :((((
Edit: did I get a down vote because Coke hates my name? Good lord!
Totally the same thing /s


Are you one of the 12???


No Solaris or Illumos support? That’s gonna piss off like 12 people
As someone who is allergic to strawberries this really hits home


I need context :o
What a terrible day to have eyes
I’m no expert but I think that’s a fake


16,16 #4A412A
Pantone 448C will prevail
I would. IDGAF but…
The only cybertruck I know of in town parks across from the police station unfortunately.


We put eggs in the fridge. What are ya trying to say??? My eggs ain’t good enough for ya???
They are. Cone over, I’m making tariff themed omelettes on the cheap!!


If your googling is about to take you to the arch wiki, you’re having a good night!


No fun. Nothing learned.


Don’t mess with things you don’t understand.
Don’t listen to this advice. Messing with things you don’t understand is how you learn your OS. Mess with it, break it, then RTFM and fix it. That’s how ya learn!!
HEH HEH YEAH YEAH HEH cornhooooolio HEH