I sometimes eat raw pasta when I’m cooking pasta and I’m impatiently checking if it’s ready after 2 minutes

Swoosh 🤦‍♂️ thank you

This is a silly take. It’s an open source project from a non profit creating a new browser option

That explains why Trump is so hostile towards Hillary

AI summary: I love Teslas crashing

I’m reading between the lines but basically what you’re saying is buy Dogecoin?

Every US index is way up over the last 12 months. I don’t understand the market’s valuation of the few big players that are propping up the market but this recent correction isn’t anomalous. Obviously I have money in the markets so I wrote this defensive comment because I’m actually worried 😬

To be fair, there is only one non-stop commercial flight between Australia and South America. I’m not a flat earther but pointing out this fact sure makes me feel like one 🤔

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve

You’re assuming that “good president” means “a president that implements OPs beliefs”. If you believe that “good president” means “strong leader” and if you believe that Trump is a strong leader then that list of beliefs make sense. Don’t attack someone with progressive values simply because they don’t hold your exact set of progressive values.

D without a doubt. Southern tip of Italy, Greek, Turkish, Persian, Pakistan, Indian, Chinese, Thai, Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Australian, just to name a few.

These positions only seem like cognitive dissonance because of US bipartisanship and the politicization of everything.

Super strength

Nah, they’re dead

Like a walrus

Now I can’t unsee it!

I am too the real Nicole!

He actually got a job in the hospital! He was in the right place at the right time and while he doesn’t technically have the credentials because he didn’t study medicine, he’s going to learn on the job. He’s now their Chief Anesthetist

I’ll DM you

Cheers! I work in tech and don’t know many US politicians so I read that as “A.I. Green” 🤖🟩