Sorry, I’m stupid is there actually a main server? Or is that part of the joke?

I thought you meant “too many /s” like after too many layers of irony, Elmo loses his identity and goes on a full meltdown

How are we so sure bro wasn’t just flirting back?

There’s Caves (roguelike). Unfortunately, it’s only on play store as far as I can tell. I haven’t played it in a while but it was really fun last time I played, it has a more sci-fi vibe than pixel dungeon, you choose armour with special abilities before each run, and currency persists between runs.

I laughed so hard at this, you have no idea