potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoJD, is that you!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1361arrow-down113
arrow-up1348arrow-down1imageJD, is that you!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square52linkfedilink
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoHa! Dodged that shit like neo in the matrix! Also the US is reporting about 50% of males born here aren’t getting mutilated.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoPersonally, I’m glad they took a little extra off. I’m swimming in dick over here and anything more would’ve just been too much.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoWhere’s Santa’s maggoty… When you need them?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·21 hours agoDick! I just meant that if you added a foreskin, it’d pop out of my pants leg and I’d end up stepping on it constantly.
Ha! Dodged that shit like neo in the matrix! Also the US is reporting about 50% of males born here aren’t getting mutilated.
Personally, I’m glad they took a little extra off. I’m swimming in dick over here and anything more would’ve just been too much.
Where’s Santa’s maggoty… When you need them?
swimming in…what!!!
Dick! I just meant that if you added a foreskin, it’d pop out of my pants leg and I’d end up stepping on it constantly.