Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1535arrow-down117
arrow-up1518arrow-down1external-linkMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square18linkfedilink
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up81arrow-down2·1 year ago Don’t make him read your mind.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up53·1 year agoYou only get a good fisting if you speak up!
minus-squareBatman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoShe’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoThat was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoOn the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…
You only get a good fisting if you speak up!
She’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
Speak for yourself
That was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
On the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…