• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    8 days ago

    I’ll be your polar opposite…

    I’ll dig a little trap door spider cave, bury a tiny house, and go full yokai.

    If you’re touched by the ouRKaoS, you get 100 years of bad luck for you and your heirs…

    When guests over stay their welcome, I get a text message & start stalking MF’s.