21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-27 days agoMy AI girlfriend dumped me last night for a AI guy because his AI dick is huge.message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down18
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareMy AI girlfriend dumped me last night for a AI guy because his AI dick is huge.21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-27 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squareLembot_0004@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up26·7 days agoJust do dick.setSize(dick.getSize()*1.5);
minus-squareWhostosay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoTite, now my dick is 3 inches, what am I supposed to do with this?
minus-squareWhostosay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoInstruction unclear, now I’m frantically running around hobby lobby looking for oversized Christmas decorations
minus-squareLembot_0004@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoNo, you understood the instructions perfectly well. Carry on.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 days agoInstructions unclear, now stuck in recursive loop of an ever expanding dick size. In about 20 minutes it’ll be larger than the known universe. I bid you all farewell.
minus-squareFisch@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoUntil you hit the overflow and it starts getting smaller again
Just do dick.setSize(dick.getSize()*1.5);
Tite, now my dick is 3 inches, what am I supposed to do with this?
Try crack nuts, for example.
Instruction unclear, now I’m frantically running around hobby lobby looking for oversized Christmas decorations
No, you understood the instructions perfectly well. Carry on.
Instructions unclear, now stuck in recursive loop of an ever expanding dick size. In about 20 minutes it’ll be larger than the known universe.
I bid you all farewell.
Until you hit the overflow and it starts getting smaller again