That car looks like it just disintegrated.
Bro it did
The Rapture of the Rust.
It returned to nature… Some of it as micro plastics.
Some rust, cold AC
This is some ferengi shit.
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Leaves it where? The Mariana Trench?
Sounds like a fair deal? Something I’m not picking up.
The joke is that The Onion is parodying an obituary, where you remember someone’s life and the people close to them. So instead of saying “he leaves behind [family member(s)]”, they turn it into a Craigslist-style ad for his
pickup truckconvertible.Sebring is more of a sedan or cabriolet depending on exact model tbh
I saw the word “pickup” and had a brain fart. Yup, you’re right. I’m 99% sure anyway that their pickup trucks in 2006 would’ve been Dodge RAMs.
Gotta pay for that coffin somehow.
