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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Happens far too often

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Happens far too often

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • ipitco@lemmybefree.net
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    A real dog is less expensive than a small metal one?

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      Dogs are free, you can just take them. It’s the taking care of them part that’s expensive

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        So you’re the dog stealer, huh?

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        Recently deceased dogs are even more free. Skip the whole expensive part. Upgrades people, upgrades!

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          For some reason I’m reminded of the taxidermy cat drone.

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      The top one is a small, metal jaguar.

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        A jaguar is just a fancy dog!

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    Wow your client had a budget for all 4 wheels too??

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    TONY!

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    Basically everyone building their own house.

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    I would be soooooo happy to have that.

    My requirements are using two doors, a bicycle, an engine, and a budget for a fleet of Mercedes they tell me to make the project like.

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    I’ll take the dog.

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    Order:

    Delivery:

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    2 days ago

    Guys hi, just looking for some support share, a Fantasy Adventure Story, for all ages and just some entertain with some storyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVIvQ1wsgg - maybe you are curious

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