• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    15 days ago
    1. Have vendor take you out to lunch.

    2. Walk into bosses office and regurgitate the lunch onto their desk.

    3. Profit?

    Make sure the vendor buys you a nice boozy drink. Some top shelf whiskey or something. Bosses love top shelf whiskey.

    And make sure you get something that looks absolutely repulsive after you vomit it back up. I’d recommend a Greek Salad, extra feta.

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      14 days ago

      Take long enough and you can just shit on the boss’s desk, slap down the paper, and ask for a “thank you” for bringing back some lunch.