Sir … This is a Wendy’s

Taco Bell cashier: “It’s easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.”

They… don’t take orders at Taco Bell anymore. I tried yesterday. The whole staff looked at me blankly. It took a manager walking over to direct me to the kiosk. One step closer to Demolition Man timeline.

The last person that i explained the constant cycle of human nature to rise out of spite and fall due to hubris to said,
“Im glad you told me that, cause its really interesting, but i dont know what to do now that i know that.”