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minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up11·21 hours agoJesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie. My guess is the cross is his phylactery.
minus-squarefloo@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoI know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.
My guess is the cross is his phylactery.
Wtf is this
I know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.