No way. Those look like full sized slices, if this were actually a work related pizza party they would’ve gone and sliced everything in half so they could get away with ordering half as much pizza. Oh and they get breadsticks and those delicious orange peanut butter crackers too?! If anything prison sounds like a step up.

My work rarely but sometimes does free piazza lunches. And they are so proud of themselves when they do it. Me- “How about giving me 20 bucks in cash and I’ll get my own lunch”