I can’t believe so many men are insecure about being me. I’m me and it’s pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring… the cover of mushrooms when it rains… the company of leprechauns… I see only pros and no cons
You missed the “everyone thinks you are there just to reach things for them”. Women in particular seem to feel entitled to my reach. The few men that ask are either walking with a cane or sitting in a wheelchair.
Even my Wife, 5"4"/163cm has no problem interrupting me from whatever I’m doing to reach things for her. Despite having 3 step stools in the house just for her.
But if it gets to be too much of a hassle and pisses me off, I start asking her to pick things up off the floor for me because she’s closer to it. She then has a fit because I’m making fun of her height, and then she stops asking me-- for a while.
I’m 6’3 and tall to most people, but fit under most doors just fine.
Basement stairs can fuck right off though I’ve done that lotsa times and it managed to be a surprising painful thing every time.
Also I think I’d laugh if someone said and if the short guy things to me, I get called things like string bean and “big guy” by bros who don’t know me.
I’m 165cm (5’4")
Everything I say is a short guy thing to say
I can’t believe so many men are insecure about being me. I’m me and it’s pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring… the cover of mushrooms when it rains… the company of leprechauns… I see only pros and no cons
No cons except leprechauns.
Lol. But here, have some actually great benefits I wish I had:
But there are also benefits…like having a better oversight over crowds and. Err…yes.
You missed the “everyone thinks you are there just to reach things for them”. Women in particular seem to feel entitled to my reach. The few men that ask are either walking with a cane or sitting in a wheelchair.
Even my Wife, 5"4"/163cm has no problem interrupting me from whatever I’m doing to reach things for her. Despite having 3 step stools in the house just for her.
But if it gets to be too much of a hassle and pisses me off, I start asking her to pick things up off the floor for me because she’s closer to it. She then has a fit because I’m making fun of her height, and then she stops asking me-- for a while.
Here’s more benefits:
Wait, what was the topic again?
Rock and stone
Another benefit is slightly longer lifespan as the heart doesn’t need to work as hard for blood to travel as much distance.
Ya but I bet you’ve never felt the abrupt bliss of donking your head on a doorframe.
have you ever been to europe?
Yes. In Spain I’m a giant and in the Netherlands I’m a dwarflet.
I meant door frames of very old buildings
That dude doesn’t even know the pleasure of having his knees jammed into the seat in front of him on a plane.
He’s never seen the top shelf either
I’m 5’3 and I’ve seen plenty of top shelves. I just have to climb shit to do it.
It’s really dusty
Source - I’m tall and don’t dust things
I’m 6’3 and tall to most people, but fit under most doors just fine.
Basement stairs can fuck right off though I’ve done that lotsa times and it managed to be a surprising painful thing every time.
Also I think I’d laugh if someone said and if the short guy things to me, I get called things like string bean and “big guy” by bros who don’t know me.
Does it count if you’re running into a vehicle side mirror instead of a doorframe?
That’s very big of you!
That’s such a short guy thing to say.
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You learn to cope or you get mad. I’m glad you coped with being Frodo’s brother.