Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoGotteemlemmy.worldimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1852arrow-down121
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minus-squareskankhunt42@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down5·4 days agoMy asshole is a little crusty. I don’t wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I’m pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.
minus-squareEarthman_Jim@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoThis is assault. You’re assaulting me.
minus-squareskankhunt42@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·3 days agoIt’s like one of them play-doh fun factory squeeze machines when I take a dump. Some times that tugs on the hairs too.
My asshole is a little crusty. I don’t wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I’m pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.
This is assault. You’re assaulting me.
It’s like one of them play-doh fun factory squeeze machines when I take a dump. Some times that tugs on the hairs too.