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I’m from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.
Or a jar…
Om nom nom nom no-O*O
Super glue.
Just eat a lot… problem solved!
Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”
Eat a lot and don’t poop, hold it tight.
Gotta yoyo that bitch
I’m still learning
Prunes work best
Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?
Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.
Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature
Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.
no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?
peenut butter
6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you
“What am I, the butthole repair man?”
It’s because only psychos put a space in butthole!
Relevant username?
Corn!
