𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

TIL that Jesus was 4ft tall.

Freedom Flaps

The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.

Cars in 1999 did not have bench seats. Maybe 35 years ago.

We have our moments.

That was the joke :(

Pretty sure parsecs measure time.

That is accurate. I’ve done extensive research.

My bum fuck town of half a million people has two of those. It’s not uncommon.

Not for jokes, though.

That’s not transmutation, that’s hamomancy.

5am.

Laughs in German.

Those are Wargs.

What? Goblins hate dogs and horses.

Where’s the Dijon mustard then?!

People still smoke because it looks cool, NERD!