Preparing lunch with exceptional knifework and yelling at my family to TASTE MY SOLINGEN STEEEEEL

Katana are for courtyards; front yards should be festooned with the bamboo pikes of the ashigaru

Great, what the fuck do they expect me to do when my kids are playing outside and get rushed by 30-50 feral Ikko-Ikki?

I support freedom of manbun for anyone who can wrestle their way into the professional ranks of sumo