I got better…

Dude is cleaning the grill while his roommate is taking pictures of the city

Oof, I wish it was tiny. At this point in history, probably around 15%. Maybe more

But that isn’t “tiny”. That’s terrifying.

That sounds like an interesting alternate reality. Care to share more?

Then there are those who would gladly argue what it really means to be “treated like a person”

For what it’s worth, Americans absolutely adore talking shit about Germans.

You know why

Edit: and I definitely never had to pay rent to my parents. WTF.

“Responsibility begets respect”

This was my father‘s philosophy, and I must disagree with the inferred position that responsibility is necessary for respect.

A little bit of meth will fix you right up

Then, at my age, I should have a lot more respect than I do

So you care a little bit…

If you didn’t care, then why go to all of the trouble to make this?

I, also, am potty-trained

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This is the funniest shit I’ve read all year

yeah, ARM software support is only so-so (but getting better), major issues are mostly hardware related. for example, DisplayPort and Thunderbolt don’t work yet.

these were so cool back in the day

“One is for work, the other is for my boyfriend”

You can’t explain that.

or, can you?

Just a heads up, running Linux on Apple’s proprietary hardware can get a little complicated. If this is your first foray into Linux, I recommend using a standard PC laptop.