“I feel happy!” *BONK!

That’s a waste of good toilet paper putting shit on it already.

Thou shall try really, really hard not to kill anybody unless they pray to a different invisible made up man to the one that you do. -George Carlin.

Oh they are the only question is if they are taking us all with them.

Not like us in my ass

Why won’t you get the vaccine? “Because idk what’s in it.” Why did you get Chinese dick and hair pills? “Because I NEED it!”

It’s officially April 12th 12:10 am as I post this…

This is not the post I’m looking for.

Strong with the force she was, squirted so hard she short circulated my droid she did.

Can I glaze your wife then?

Remember you don’t have to clean your whole ass. You just have to clean your ass’s hole.

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Don’t forget smells like nirvana

Yep I see that a lot in my town. But usually it will say “we the people” and then they will add “have had enough!” I see lot of pledge of allegiance and a few 10 commandments too. It’s also funny because there is someone who lives on my street with political opinions on there truck dick riding Donny then they have “kill all pedos” sticker.

That and or a quote from the Bible or the constitution.

These are the same people who own a big lifted truck and then put a giant sticker on the window that says “CHEVY” just in case you or they forgot what they are driving.

That’s some serious shit.

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Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.

Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.