Disney Princesses?

runs into water

“I’m all better now, thanks!”

Duh, he’s got another stolen bike ready to go to chase after you just in case…

Salesmen at a local car dealership would super glue quarters to the parking lot. The porters and/or customers would always try to pick them up, and it brought us so much joy to watch.

Honestly, no BS, I’ll run for president if it means getting this guy out of here!

I once had a fortune cookie that read something like this, “Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want”.

And let me tell you, I have a lot of experience! That cookie made me OK with learning the “hard” way.