They also hiss like snakes when they feel threatened. I’ve done many things in life, but being accepted by a flock of geese in my poultry farming days is way up there on the list of things I’m proud of.

Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy

I choose to imagine you’re the polar bear version of jason statham’s character in every movie he’s ever done.

Trump: “So you’re saying I have a chance?!”