Yeah i grew up in the 90s. The skinny jean crazy didn’t land with me. I wore baggy carpenters until they died, then the widest bootcut I could find.

Now I am in heaven, my favorite aesthetic is everywhere, baggy jeans, shirt sleeves over long sleeves, hell yes let’s skate

Thankfully lots of us can’t read and are blissfully unaware at this late hour.

I am super torn here because pre-back-surgery me looks at these and says “the NERVE of these fuckers” and post-back-surgery me is like “Well that WOULD be nice yes”

“made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don’t shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren’t all cum-streaked.

They thought they were fucking advancing humanity up there. They probably thought the photos would be published above the fold in the NYT coverage about the day.

He’s attracting the birds to his neighbor’s thorn patch, which will undoubtedly annoy them. Part of a thing they do. Neighbors.

Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill

+1 learning to parent yourself

I have a friend who’s losing the battle with cancer right now and I didn’t really appreciate how bad it would be. Both the cancer itself, and having this much forewarning. I would rather it be quick and surprise. For my sake lol screw everyone else

But you only get like <1/2lb of jerky from 1lb of meat

Microplastics are bad, now macroplastics are bad, I feel like you’re just very anti-plastic at this point and hard to please.

artificial sweeteners have entered the chat

That would be the um, joke

No NDA on earth prohibits giving a vague idea of what the duties and industry were. You may not be able to say the specific projects you worked on, or maybe even the name of the employer under extreme circumstances, but that would be like MI5 level rare, and those folks aren’t out applying for the jobs you are.

The real trick is having an LLC so you can just point to that and say you were consulting or self-employed during that time. Or have a friend with one.

I’ve seen people discreetly vape weed while walking between concourses in airports, and I’ve done it, and so what. Not around crowds. Bathrooms tho yes, into the exhaust fan. IDK how those of us with legit medical applications are supposed to medicate during travel days otherwise. And thank god for it. I used to have to take harsh anxiety meds instead.

I lived in a small town to everyone knew each other’s parents at least from a distance.

I can’t remember a single parent being attractive.

Nor do I remember the teachers being attractive, but several of them tapped student ass.

You know it’s bad when Shadow IT starts migrating your inventories.

Now in damp!

Usually wise to avoid trusting the people you see in mirrors as well, never know what they’re doing when you’re not around.