It’s not irrational at all. Falling from heights hurts. I’m afraid of being hurt (including from heights). It makes perfect sense.

Reminds me of this What If.

My mom always poured used oil into empty cans (such as from canned beans or whatever). I never figured out what she did with them after.

Sorry, it didn’t occur to me that that might be a problem. Yeah, cysts of any kind are pretty gross. Pilonidal cysts are near the butthole, so grossness is not reduced. Unless you have an interest in such things, I agree, don’t look them up.

Back when bash.org was functional, there was a quote that went basically like this:
“Sex in space sounds epic.”
“You need to have regular sex before you can be choosy.”

This isn’t any kind of commentary on you, I just miss bash.org and the replacements that have popped up since are challenging to search.

edit: accommodating markdown.

My first three surgeries were for the removal of a pilonidal cyst. According to the doctor who operated in my tailbone, this and similar events are common causes of panic.

All the little angels rise up, rise up.
All the little angels rise up high!

I have to know, are you referring to the adventurer or to Medusa?

It’s concerning that all of those words are past tense.

I like the meme, but when I clicked the link I expected markdown.

That is certainly inappropriate, but does explain 2/3 of your username.

My town had a “Video Tonight” and we were allowed one rental per week, leading to the following regular exchange:

“Want to go to Video Tonight?”

“No, I’d rather wait until tomorrow.”

Also don’t unfixably break things in your body even with redundancies. That’s no fun, either.

Ah, fair enough. I think I even remember seeing one or two of those. Thanks!

Ah, I thought I was missing a reference. Thanks!

Why?

Honestly, my first thought was that it sort of looked like a Mario level.

Loathe though I am to link to a YouTube short: https://youtube.com/shorts/zyKAhpZC2hM