please don’t tell him 'til i’m done offloading all these hats

“When I’m all nerves, I do nothing.”

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we went from “let’s go back to a future that doesn’t exist yet” to “let’s go back to a past that never existed”

those linux folks really threw down the gauntlet now, eh?

it’s your problem now, i’ve already got the job.

oh, a simple misunderstanding. but i just read Inferno and can’t help but think about what Dante would have said about Hitler. your “more than once” made me think that in hell he gets to gain a ton of power but gets killed buy a time traveler every time. i might have hit the weed a bit early today, but it’s a long weekend so whatever

it isn’t a new thing, either. my first job was working at Kroger when i was 14. i made $4.80/hr. it was 1996.

holstein cats are much bigger than your average maine coon.

okay, you got me. what do you mean?

y’all americans know that it’s weird and creepy to test 16-year-old kid pee so they can push grocery carts for slave wage? you should, because it’s illegal in just about every other first-world country.

i didn’t realize it until now, but i live by the wimpiest lake of the great lakes. come on, ontario, we can do better.

the question: “illustrate a vulva”

sorry, i’m actually just shitposting. but you’re right - some people are just dicks that don’t listen to people.

“having a life” would imply that you’d talk to kids and would already know this shit. right?

feed me your downvotes. i thrive on iditos (it’s spanish)

honest question: why are you even on the internet? i’m sure a barn need building somewhere…

we’re about to get a whole generation of wannabe johnny depps, eh?

i’m too old to know for sure, but i think you’re talking about sigmas. alphas are my generation’s leroys.

well, i’m a LORD in scotland or something, and i also own a lot of URLs that link to cartoon monkey pictures. you might laugh, but i also bitmined back when it was a whole new thing, and now i’m worth a billion dollars.

none of that is true, but i hate that it could be a real comment.

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