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We say it thats way for the benefit of the British.

And annoying because everyone, regardless of their political belief, thinks they are the second person.

Just don’t try to tell me it’s fucking “uncured.”

I enjoy an over hard egg sometimes. I don’t like gooey eggs, especially when the whites are still raw.

But a liquid yolk doesn’t necessarily mean raw. Cooked yolk should be thicker and has a great egg flavor. Hard yolks begin to taste bitter from the sulfur dissolving out. I recently learned I had been sleeping on soft boiled eggs.

The key is that yolks and whites cook at different temperatures. That’s why if you want perfect hard boiled eggs, you need to put them into boiling water (or sous vide if you’re bougie, which if you’re able to afford eggs…) for 8-10 minutes. That’s all it should take. Drop them into an ice bath and then enjoy.

That’s how I always made them, but I don’t know that my recipe is any sort of authentic.

Almost everyone overcooks eggs. The whites should be silky, and the yellows creamy. If the white is rubbery or the yellow chalky, then it’s like an overcooked steak. Like yeah, technically you can eat it, but it’s not the best form it can take.

My physics professor bore witness to the prophecy, but I never believed I would live to see it.

I was on Facebook where I saw a short video with a text to voice narrator describing a story from a news article that was written about a Reddit AITA post. The audio played over a video of several clips of different ragebait 5 minute craft videos.

I had to light a candle.

https://advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/adfm.201903762?referrer_access_token=D7c1SsULTUUsZm5P86E5OE4keas67K9QMdWULTWMo8Nt-T6CojEAo2uxOeXxvsKJBahv1uMcC3TXX_0bVdVy5OsJMIhbXtVppQH0jesz9uh5zgCBdxadPUf_a9iOmAcRNBpcBdjEiIUFFT52pXBdKhnYKqXu_G5I1MVRbQxT-_0%3D

The short version is they have developed a soft robot that can contract to increase the focal point (aka “zoom”) on a lens, and they can control it with eye movements. An actual zoom contact is not available yet, and would probably require another decade of testing and prototyping before a consumer-grade model is available at a reasonable price point.

None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.

He wants you to hate people and give me money.

You also don’t know what you’re getting from Amazon. A lot of vendors will ship you new old stock from the back of some forgotten warehouse, or found in the corner of an auctioned shipping container that’s been to Indonesia and back a few times. That’s fine for a pair of pliers, but that bag of a flavor of M&Ms they discontinued in the 90s that you can only find on Amazon? Roll a D20 and add constitution.

I mean, yeah. This is an important part of the German language. They create composite words to describe a thing, and learning to break it down into its constituents is a fundamental part of reading German.

Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug

Hilfe - help
leistung - performance
Hilfeleistung - assistance
lösch - delete, extinguish
gruppen - group (team, department)
löschgruppen - (fire) extinguishing team or department
fahr - drive
zeug - thing
fahrzeug - vehicle

Assistance Extinguishing Team Vehicle

Now translate

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

Remember that Beyonce song about the guy who cheated on her, but it’s cool because she wasn’t that into him and the other guy she’s been seeing is on his way over to replace him?

Sometimes everybody sucks at being in a relationship.

And next on Fox News, we will hear from the experts both sides of the issue, the researchers and the internet jackass.