CyberTruck or and bust

That’s one of the sweetest statements I’ve ever heard from a sad dog

If any of you other states are willing to accept and help employ a Texan immigrant, I could really get behind this. I work in the tech sector and I’m a Texas 5 or 6, or a 1 anywhere that requires a degree.

Not to be picky, but please not Oklahoma, Florida, or Mississippi. Those seem like lateral moves.

I’m so glad that we roundabout went for the exact same thing

Dominic Nolan Sebastian. The slippery two-faced bastard looks at the url people type in their browser and then connects their internet to the internet of the url they typed in; just like old phone operators.

But if too many people try to type in the same url at a time, Dominic gets upset and acts like a dick, preventing anyone from accessing that site. Then people call him Dick Dominic Nolan Sebastian, or DDNS.

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I multiplied all the numbers against each other. Those zeroes really did a number on my results.

1. Swiss cheese slices: make them holes too tight.
2. When you run everything as root, if you fuck your shit, your shit’s fucked.

“Best practices” tend to come from other people’s whoopsies. But it’s always good to question things, too.

The only thing I remember from that video is not liking it

Ever see that horrifying video where one gator just straight up bites and death-rolls right off with another gator’s foot? Anyway, this video seems like a fun idea.

Catch my kids standing outside with the molotovs.

I can assure you they were doing no such thing. They were dogsitting for me. And reading white-Jesus books.

FUCK YOU!!!

Oh, I’m gonna make sure you die on that hill!

First, by building you a lovely house on that hill and a nearby Denny’s…

On the one hand, I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment. On the other hand, these kids were spared soul-crushing disappointment.

If they call you a fucking princess, they better treat you like a fucking princess. Who invites a princess inside without an already-drawn hot bubble bath, human ottomans, rare cheeses and wines, and a foot massage?

You should probably have your parents execute this friend for their insolence.

Swap in a new display controller board, get a cheap Bluetooth keyboard and wire the eee PC (maybe?) to the controller board. Then, remove the internal board and drive to make space for an old Android phone on which you can install a Linux distro.

Voila! A “laptop” that you can upgrade whenever you get a new phone or if someone donates a phone to you.

sh.itjust.breaks

Fuck you, I won’t print what you tell me

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