Dude is a GTA V side character for real

That’s hot tho

One day he was locked out of the house and forgot his keys and in his frustration kicked the door but not so hard as to cause damage, and inexplicably the lock bumped open

what kind of hood rat nickname is key bump jones

I was one ikea shark away from a double femboy, but luckily I’m just furry adjacent

I feel attacked

I’d bark anyway but I would not be considered a golden retriever I’m far too unstable for that

It’s the organ theft that really gets me going, nothing turns me on like grabbing your liver and making a run for it