I actually feel a little worse.

Hail Satan!

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

Honestly, I have no idea how tennis works.

Give me like 30 solid years to practice and I’m confident that I could narrowly snatch one point away from an elderly Serena Williams.

Goddamn, I hope it doesn’t get worse that it is right now.

I’m arguably even more unhappy at home.

The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

I never touch the stuff.

Nice work, bone daddy.

Same question, but without respect.

That’ll never work. You gotta say it in elvish.