Best turtle, made even better. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

Torkoal!

Here’s the problem: the one with the purple hair wants civil rights and safety, and the one with the red hat wants to punch the one with the purple hair repeatedly. Can’t really compromise like that. Need to fight red hat and billionaire at the same time, which is bullshit.

Seriously though, there’s a lot of bullet hell that are suddenly available to you, on a screen like that.

Man, I already don’t do verbs at people. I’m posting this to a website though, and that doesn’t involve people, but if you choose to read it, then I’m delighted. If we have that layer of internet abstraction, then we can do whatever we want?

I’m gonna go outside and touch some grass.

A mounting need to start taking estradiol, I think.

That’s such a bad interface on the side. Nothing is tactile. Touch something on the left side without looking, by feel alone, and you might get loudness, might get lights.

I believe that’s Boomer, at the Oregon Zoo.

I’ve been told they’re Spanish?

I didn’t grow up in a place where Christianity was the norm, so nope, never baptized. I’ll just pirate some Jesus, that’s what he’d want.

Sounds to me like I need to burgle mass and eat some Jesus on the down-low then.

You do get it. Also, there’s not monsters, just, uh, extruded humans coming out the other side.

The artist’s name is Junji Ito, so that you have an accurate search term and can find more of his works.

In real life, he’s a delightful and bright guy, but on the page, he gets pretty fucked up real quick. Good luck.

(I think most of my problem with Junji Ito is that he comes up with an incredibly graphic shock panel and then crafts the story around one or two violent bits of art, rather than making the art in service to the story. His pattern can get a bit repetitive.)

the fuck?

Have Americans even seen what a goose does?

You’d have a hand around its neck, doing twirls for a shotput throw, and yeah, the goose goes like twenty-five meters back into the lake, and that’s fine.

But with a sinking realization as the goose fucks off, it stole your wallet.

I literally just posted about House of Leaves yesterday.

Love those random coincidences.

Seriously though, sex workers are the front lines. We gotta support them.

Working Families is actually stronger than the democrats out here. I vote WF everywhere their name pops up. They got governors in out here in Oregon.