This guy gets it
swab148
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Who is she?
This is the most relatable one yet
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Ok, which of you trolls started this?English
4·21 days agoMust be an Albany thing
It’s grey, she just likes the color
Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you
Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose
How’d you find my diary?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The spirit is willing but the body is weakEnglish
3·24 days agoFantastic! I’d been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!
I knew I shouldn’t have taken that pill from the sketchy dude with cool glasses!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Taste great but so sticky and messy. I usually put a towel under themEnglish
4·2 months agoUsername does NOT check out
Don’t forget about “running a train”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What is this for? (Wrong answers only)English
26·11 months agoThis is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you’re vomiting
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When the sails changed coloursEnglish
2·1 year agoNah, it’s the one full of lobsters
I eat apples, are you a fan of me?
Don’t forget the literal slavery at their rehab centers!
Heck yeah, joined!
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid $300 to to have a garbanzo bean on me.


It’s basically just, he mispronounces “me” as “may” at the end of the chorus, so the meme is “It’s Gonna Be May”