At this point it’s like a text message you’ve ignored for too long. It’s just going to be awkward when he shows up.

Kids these days and their tickity tocks

Thank you. This at least makes sense

I know this, but I want to understand the etymology. Why glizzy? What’s gliz? The word itself makes me think of glazed.

Was this one of those words that was made up for a rap song because the author needed a rhyme so they just forced it?

Both. It’s both.

Incest

Lemmy is a weirdly wholesome place sometimes

Maybe it was just cold in the office. Happens to the best of us.

Light colored but surprisingly high volume 😬

Because you don’t touch other humans like that. It’s not ok.

Contrary to popular belief, children are people.

Huh… I guess squinting old guy is a look

Do you want microplastics? Because that’s how we get microplastics.

Then you just hate theists

I haven’t seen that. Why would they need to be atheist to hate Muslims? You can do that from anywhere.

That’s a deep reference. Very nice.

Maybe from an equity perspective, but not from a lawyer perspective. So you’d probably say “we need more women in law”.

Because the topic is women. If the topic was lawyering, then sex won’t come up.

Expecto Myscrotum

They’re just called lawyers, unless they’re lawyering with their genitals and their sex is somehow relevant.

Leftist purity culture is the best tool the fascists have

That’s an intense story. I think it’d make a great series of three movies, then a mediocre series of three prequels, then get milked to hell until it’s barely recognizable.