Spykee

Imagine getting a super hard on with these on.

Move “Big Rack” over and that’s mine.

*acetone

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence.

Oh she did have impediments…in her head.

WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
…no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
…YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

awoo awooo awooo
wuf wuf

…but…but I am ugly.
Please, let me live in darkness.